Vivian W_W_Westwood, this ever-(;-0)smiling, nice old lady, recently said (in a statement to the press), blablabla "... she wouldn't even talk talk talk talk to a man in training pants pant pant pant...". ............Now, what could she possibly------ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . mean . . . . . by that?--------Just imagine………----- If....................Mahatma Ghandi wore adidas trousers and - - - - - would have cared to meet her, she would not--------- greet him?-------------------- If she hung from........... a cliff by her.......................... hopefully.................... semi-(ohmigawd-lookitthat! Look at them cracks) ------transparent------ bloomers,she would not even call the nearby--------------------strolling _________________Stalvester Rambone (:-/to .................save her? Doesher gynecologist have to dress up formally for the few steps from the .....entrance of the spa to his ........................car only to be recognized by .........his.......... famous! ! ! ! ! ! ! patient? God gracious, give us a break!!!!!!
 

Of course we could choose to simply forget this awkward slip o'tongue in her dubious past if I did not see it as my duty to remind a public with an otherwise short memory or fuzzy logic as road gear...

Another one of her Statements goes ...